The 42nd Annual Bernstein Family Christmas Spectacular!



Their annual arrival always presages citywide shortages on contraceptives, vodka and various types of illegal drugs, but it’s a worthy sacrifice on the part of locals for what the Citizen-Times said “has become the Christmas show to see in Asheville,” and the Mountain Xpress called as “Hilarious!”

Starring Tracey Johnston-Crum (3-time Best Actress in the Mountain Xpress “Best of” awards), Darren Marshall, Kirby Gibson, Erik Moellering, and Glenn Reed, and directed by Katie Anne Towner, this raunchy, R-rated sketch comedy show upends the classic Christmas variety show format and has become a beloved, outrageous Asheville tradition! Don’t miss the ever-daring, intrepid, and oft-drunken Bernsteins!

This show has sold out nearly every performance each Christmas, so advance purchase is very strongly recommended.